Don't Pull Your Punches Baby, Let Me Bleed.

I'm Jules

Just because I'm telling you this story... doesn't mean I'm alive at the end of it.

I’m relocating.

  I’m too old to bitch on a blog, and the things I hate about people aren’t worth me keeping said people around in my life to bitch about them. so I’m moving my shit to another blog. a strickly “oh, these pictures are fucking cool, but where’s the color at?” type of blog. if you want to know more about my personal life, or wanna talk to me, find a way to do so outside of tumblr. this blog will stay up just because hopefully a lot of you will find out about my other blog through here, but this is the last post I’ll be making on here. ever.

 again, you can find my new blog by CLICKING RIGHT HERE. and if you want to read my writings and shit, you can check out The Dark Side of Awesome. The password is ‘awesome’. The blog goes live, password-free on June 1st.

 It’s been real, and I’ve fluctuated between 12k followers and just 300 at different times in my life, but, yeah, I don’t want to do this whole “Keeping a diary that my friends read and then complain about” bullshit anymore. I’m too old for that shit… what else… ummm….

My Band…?

My Tweetar.

bye. Don’t Forget to be Awesome.


(Source: sweetcutethings, via rntlove)

This is war
Every line is about who I don’t want to write about anymore
Hope you come down with something they can’t diagnose
Don’t have the cure for
You’re holding on to your grudge
Oh, it’s so hard to have someone to love
And keeping quiet is hard
Cause’ you can’t keep a secret If it never was a secret to start
At least pretend you didn’t want to get caught

Cute little Black & White Blog.

1 week ago
thedailywhat:

False Alarm of the Day: FBI Questions Saudi Student for Possession of a Pressure Cooker
Last Friday, the FBI surrounded the home of Saudi student Talal al Rouki after his neighbor tipped off the authorities that he has been seen around the residential area with a pressure cooker, a household kitchenware that recently made the headlines after it was used by the Boston Marathon terrorists to set their deadly bombs off in April. When questioned by the FBI, the frightened Michigan resident showed FBI agents the cooking apparatus, informing them he had used it to make the Saudi Arabian rice dish kabsah before taking it over to a friend’s house, to which they replied “You need to be more careful moving around with such things, Sir.” …Welcome to ‘Murica, Talal!

thedailywhat:

False Alarm of the Day: FBI Questions Saudi Student for Possession of a Pressure Cooker

Last Friday, the FBI surrounded the home of Saudi student Talal al Rouki after his neighbor tipped off the authorities that he has been seen around the residential area with a pressure cooker, a household kitchenware that recently made the headlines after it was used by the Boston Marathon terrorists to set their deadly bombs off in April. When questioned by the FBI, the frightened Michigan resident showed FBI agents the cooking apparatus, informing them he had used it to make the Saudi Arabian rice dish kabsah before taking it over to a friend’s house, to which they replied “You need to be more careful moving around with such things, Sir.” …Welcome to ‘Murica, Talal!

(via atsebramirez)

Are we really going to do this every monday for the next three months?

It’s my birthday. <3

There’s no place for me.

The fact that making it alive to my birthday was a complete accident I’m still not completely thrilled about hasn’t been lost on me.

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spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"